RANT

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Sharing walls and outside space with shitty neighbors is the worst. I've tolerated the ruckus of their nonstop screaming matches, slamming doors and breaking glass against our shared bedroom wall at all hours of the night. I've complied with their multiple wacky requests over the years to keep the peace. I've pretended not to notice when my lightbulbs out front have gone missing, as well as my garden hose, and replaced them without confrontation as to avoid conflict with the trash nextdoor. I am done keeping the peace however. I do not enjoy my home any longer and want to out punk the horrible neighbors on the other side of the wall once and for all. Without breaking the law, give me your best advice for sticking it to the worst neighbors in the hood!

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  1. You will need to get everybody else in your complex against them too, esp the office people.

    Or tacks in their welcome mat.. or one of those devices that beeps every now and then that drives people crazy cuz they cant find it..
    No matter what you decidr to do tho, be systematic with it; and dont brag about it.

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