Lower lake

I go to Maynards and look for lonely ladies. I show them pictures of my married friend saying that he's single and would love to take ladies on a hot air balloon ride double date (this guy had no clue I was doing this). I have also had a few of these gullible ladies meet me at the lamplighter. I don't allow them to turn the light on because I want them to think I'm my friend. I have gotten all sorts of head from people. Unfortunately I approached a lady that actually knew my friend and called me out on my bullshit. I guess I no longer have a friend, but that's not going to stop me from using his picture.


  1. I heard about you. Test scenario reads and sounds like the beginnings of "Bang Bus". I would like to make you an offer. How can I reach out to you?


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