Green lake

"TLDR: drugs are bad m'kay

So I dropped a lot of acid, a lot alot. Enough to kill a team of clearlake street methematicians. Then my friend offered me some molly and I was to gone to decline. Spent the next hour knocking on random people's doors asking about a missing cat. I don't have a cat. I don't know why I thought I did. But I was hysterical and inconsolable. After the molly kicked in the rest of the night was a blur. I don't know where I went or what happened. I just woke up with someone breathing on my neck. She is cute but kinda old. My penis is still in her husband's ass & I am sandwiched between them. They are snoring loudly. I don't know what I should do. This is not a good beginning to 420. I can't see my clothes anywhere. Should I sneak out and walk home naked or pass out and deal with this when I wake up?"


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