"So me an my wife just used this ""kamasutra creme DE menthe"" lube to ""spice"" things up. Let me motherfucking tell you. I had a motherfucking veitnam flashback to when I was 12 and accidentally used my dad's icy hot thinking it was lotion. My motherfucking dick just brushed it's teeth with the mintiest toothpaste ever then smoked a  newport. I'm legit sittin with my dick over the heater trying to come back to life. I washed, thinking soap and water would fix this shit. I was motherfucking wrong . My shits got fucking frost bite. Yall women Need to chill on these products just be happy with your juices because he'll is freezing over on my dick right now. "


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